westburylofts Posted January 19, 2006 Report Posted January 19, 2006 WHAT DO YOU THINK SHOULD WE GET THEM OUT. LOL
jimmy white Posted January 19, 2006 Report Posted January 19, 2006 ill offer 50p toward bail money,,,,on tuesday ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
maddy706 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Posted January 19, 2006 50P CMON GUYS WE WORTH MORE THAN THAT
bewted Posted January 20, 2006 Report Posted January 20, 2006 i can stretch a £1 and pr of sqeakers,,
Guest speckled Posted January 20, 2006 Report Posted January 20, 2006 ;D Lol who needs bailing out, ;D from a "Hens" night out. ;D
westburylofts Posted January 20, 2006 Author Report Posted January 20, 2006 NEWS FLASH Blackpool police on alert after a tip off from a number of worried locals, They are worried that a lot of women (hens) will be on the pull this weekend A statement from the locals said we know what these women (hens) can be like and we would like to warn all local women to keep there men locked in One local said my man still has not recovered from the last time these hens where on the loose he still has nightmares now. Police are taking this tip off seriously. BBC NEWS
westburylofts Posted January 20, 2006 Author Report Posted January 20, 2006 NEWS FLASH 100s OF MEN SEEN FLEEING BLACKPOOL ARE THE HENS AT IT ALL READY ?????.
jimmy white Posted January 20, 2006 Report Posted January 20, 2006 LATEST STAMPEDE OF MEN AT MORECOMBE ;D ;D ;D
Guest Posted January 21, 2006 Report Posted January 21, 2006 MORE LATEST NEWS- THE HENS WENT FOR A SWIM AND MADDYS ENDED UP IN THE RIVER THAMES. ;D ;D ;D SHES HAVING A WHALE OF A TIME :D EVEN GOT A BOTTLE STUCK TO HER NOSE ;D ;D ;D
westburylofts Posted January 21, 2006 Author Report Posted January 21, 2006 NEWS UPDATE Maddy to be rescued from the River Thames later today then returned to the waters off Blackpool, A spokesman for the RSPCA said although we will return her too the water's off Blackpool they could not remove the bottle from her nose. Maddy you are ment to drink the spirit's NOT SNIFF IT, BBC NEWSl
jimmy white Posted January 21, 2006 Report Posted January 21, 2006 latest on maddy crisis ;D ;D ;D r.s.p.c.a. managed to operate, and remove bottle, but due to the pain had to fit another bottle of smirnoff, the maddy was last seen doing a velocity of 1760, singing whale meet again dont know where dont know when, but i know whale meet again some summers day, ;D ;D ;D p.s. maddy looked happy ;D ;D ;D
westburylofts Posted January 22, 2006 Author Report Posted January 22, 2006 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D THAT ONE HAD ME IN TEARS :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
westburylofts Posted January 22, 2006 Author Report Posted January 22, 2006 BET SHE IS HAVING A WHALE OF A TIME, PLAYING BINGO TONIGHT HOPE YOU WON MADDY RAY
Guest Posted January 22, 2006 Report Posted January 22, 2006 Jimmy. that cracked me up My son who lives on the 13th floor of a Tower Block, near the Winter Gardens, is now out on his roof with the binoculars so that he can call and report Maddy's safe return to Blackpool.
jimmy white Posted January 22, 2006 Report Posted January 22, 2006 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D hope shes out off deep water now, cause were all in it ?? ;D ;D coward white ;D ;D ;D ;D
westburylofts Posted January 22, 2006 Author Report Posted January 22, 2006 ;D :K) ;D :K) ;D :K) LOL ;D :K) ;D :K) ;D :K) ;D :K)
maverick Posted January 22, 2006 Report Posted January 22, 2006 SEEN MADDY LAST NIGHT IN BLACKPOOL BE WARNED SHE IS BACK ON FIRM GROUND AND WHEN SHE SEES WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN UPTO WHILE SHE HAS BEEN AWAY . GOOD LUCK YOU LOT . BOY ARE YOU GOING TO NEED IT.
MsPigeon Posted January 22, 2006 Report Posted January 22, 2006 I agree with you Maverick. Sure glad I wasn't involved... I n fact I wrote CLOCKMAN and told him she wasn't going to like this much.
bewted Posted January 22, 2006 Report Posted January 22, 2006 hyacinth your son didnt fall of roof then,watching bottle nosed whales? ha ha ha
Guest Posted January 22, 2006 Report Posted January 22, 2006 Not as far as I know, but haven't had an e-mail yet today
maddy706 Posted January 22, 2006 Report Posted January 22, 2006 HI GUYS I'M BACK AS U CAN SEE I HAVE BEEN RESCUED FROM THE THAMES (CLOCKMAN ) > ALSO I NO LONGER HAVE A BOTTLE STUCK UP MY NOSE > RAY I DO KNOW I MEANT TOO DRINK & NOT SNIFF THE BOTTLE > JIMMY , I ALWAYS ENJOY A GOOD SING SONG HYACINTH , DID UR SON TELL U I WAVED TOO HIM WHILE HE WAS DANGLING FROM THE 13TH FLOOR. SO I WOULD LIKE TOO LET U ALL KNOW I AM SAFELY OUT OF THE WATER , AND ON DRY GROUND. GLAD TOO SEE U WERE ALL WORRIED ABOUT ME BUT U COULD HAVE POSTED MY PIC UP , MAYBE I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN RESCUED QUICKER
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