The Story Game Thread

[Wiley]

Once Upon A Time there were 3 pigeons and they were all killed by a flymo which belonged to Pergrine G HAWKins  who lived at 1 Treetop Lane. Peregrine had a cousin in Texas who had a Chainsaw and a Flymo. But there was help at Hand from Superheroes Champion breakaway Natrix (reloaded) (help need more superpigeons names) Toey who had magic feet and Big Red Mcdaniel who had two sisters Lothian Lass, Shy Lass, and five times a lady ( who had also had 5 sex changes so was 5 times a man too) They decide to get revenge on Pergy.

First they raised money by selling the feathers of the deceased three to the pillow factory and they were all packed by beths boy BETHS BOY  WHO WAS ALSO KNOWN AS TAMMY THE TRANNY FROM NETHERBURN WHO LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GIVE OUT AS MUCH STICK AS HE COULD TO THE LANARKSHIRE BOYS

 

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to

[fifestay]

Once Upon A Time there were 3 pigeons and they were all killed by a flymo which belonged to Pergrine G HAWKins  who lived at 1 Treetop Lane. Peregrine had a cousin in Texas who had a Chainsaw and a Flymo. But there was help at Hand from Superheroes Champion breakaway Natrix (reloaded) (help need more superpigeons names) Toey who had magic feet and Big Red Mcdaniel who had two sisters Lothian Lass, Shy Lass, and five times a lady ( who had also had 5 sex changes so was 5 times a man too) They decide to get revenge on Pergy.

First they raised money by selling the feathers of the deceased three to the pillow factory and they were all packed by beths boy BETHS BOY  WHO WAS ALSO KNOWN AS TAMMY THE TRANNY FROM NETHERBURN WHO LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GIVE OUT AS MUCH STICK AS HE COULD TO THE LANARKSHIRE BOYS

 

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome

[Wiley]

Once Upon A Time there were 3 pigeons and they were all killed by a flymo which belonged to Pergrine G HAWKins  who lived at 1 Treetop Lane. Peregrine had a cousin in Texas who had a Chainsaw and a Flymo. But there was help at Hand from Superheroes Champion breakaway Natrix (reloaded) (help need more superpigeons names) Toey who had magic feet and Big Red Mcdaniel who had two sisters Lothian Lass, Shy Lass, and five times a lady ( who had also had 5 sex changes so was 5 times a man too) They decide to get revenge on Pergy.

First they raised money by selling the feathers of the deceased three to the pillow factory and they were all packed by beths boy BETHS BOY  WHO WAS ALSO KNOWN AS TAMMY THE TRANNY FROM NETHERBURN WHO LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GIVE OUT AS MUCH STICK AS HE COULD TO THE LANARKSHIRE BOYS

 

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly

[paul l]

Once Upon A Time there were 3 pigeons and they were all killed by a flymo which belonged to Pergrine G HAWKins  who lived at 1 Treetop Lane. Peregrine had a cousin in Texas who had a Chainsaw and a Flymo. But there was help at Hand from Superheroes Champion breakaway Natrix (reloaded) (help need more superpigeons names) Toey who had magic feet and Big Red Mcdaniel who had two sisters Lothian Lass, Shy Lass, and five times a lady ( who had also had 5 sex changes so was 5 times a man too) They decide to get revenge on Pergy.

First they raised money by selling the feathers of the deceased three to the pillow factory and they were all packed by beths boy BETHS BOY  WHO WAS ALSO KNOWN AS TAMMY THE TRANNY FROM NETHERBURN WHO LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GIVE OUT AS MUCH STICK AS HE COULD TO THE LANARKSHIRE BOYS

 

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly  

what i say

 

[Wiley]

Once Upon A Time there were 3 pigeons and they were all killed by a flymo which belonged to Pergrine G HAWKins  who lived at 1 Treetop Lane. Peregrine had a cousin in Texas who had a Chainsaw and a Flymo. But there was help at Hand from Superheroes Champion breakaway Natrix (reloaded) (help need more superpigeons names) Toey who had magic feet and Big Red Mcdaniel who had two sisters Lothian Lass, Shy Lass, and five times a lady ( who had also had 5 sex changes so was 5 times a man too) They decide to get revenge on Pergy.

First they raised money by selling the feathers of the deceased three to the pillow factory and they were all packed by beths boy BETHS BOY  WHO WAS ALSO KNOWN AS TAMMY THE TRANNY FROM NETHERBURN WHO LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GIVE OUT AS MUCH STICK AS HE COULD TO THE LANARKSHIRE BOYS

 

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final.

[fifestay]

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not ;D ;D

[Wiley]

Once Upon A Time there were 3 pigeons and they were all killed by a flymo which belonged to Pergrine G HAWKins  who lived at 1 Treetop Lane. Peregrine had a cousin in Texas who had a Chainsaw and a Flymo. But there was help at Hand from Superheroes Champion breakaway Natrix (reloaded) (help need more superpigeons names) Toey who had magic feet and Big Red Mcdaniel who had two sisters Lothian Lass, Shy Lass, and five times a lady ( who had also had 5 sex changes so was 5 times a man too) They decide to get revenge on Pergy.

First they raised money by selling the feathers of the deceased three to the pillow factory and they were all packed by beths boy BETHS BOY  WHO WAS ALSO KNOWN AS TAMMY THE TRANNY FROM NETHERBURN WHO LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GIVE OUT AS MUCH STICK AS HE COULD TO THE LANARKSHIRE BOYS

 

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated

[fifestay]

Once Upon A Time there were 3 pigeons and they were all killed by a flymo which belonged to Pergrine G HAWKins  who lived at 1 Treetop Lane. Peregrine had a cousin in Texas who had a Chainsaw and a Flymo. But there was help at Hand from Superheroes Champion breakaway Natrix (reloaded) (help need more superpigeons names) Toey who had magic feet and Big Red Mcdaniel who had two sisters Lothian Lass, Shy Lass, and five times a lady ( who had also had 5 sex changes so was 5 times a man too) They decide to get revenge on Pergy.

First they raised money by selling the feathers of the deceased three to the pillow factory and they were all packed by beths boy BETHS BOY  WHO WAS ALSO KNOWN AS TAMMY THE TRANNY FROM NETHERBURN WHO LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GIVE OUT AS MUCH STICK AS HE COULD TO THE LANARKSHIRE BOYS

 

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins :'( :'(

[Wiley]

Once Upon A Time there were 3 pigeons and they were all killed by a flymo which belonged to Pergrine G HAWKins  who lived at 1 Treetop Lane. Peregrine had a cousin in Texas who had a Chainsaw and a Flymo. But there was help at Hand from Superheroes Champion breakaway Natrix (reloaded) (help need more superpigeons names) Toey who had magic feet and Big Red Mcdaniel who had two sisters Lothian Lass, Shy Lass, and five times a lady ( who had also had 5 sex changes so was 5 times a man too) They decide to get revenge on Pergy.

First they raised money by selling the feathers of the deceased three to the pillow factory and they were all packed by beths boy BETHS BOY  WHO WAS ALSO KNOWN AS TAMMY THE TRANNY FROM NETHERBURN WHO LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GIVE OUT AS MUCH STICK AS HE COULD TO THE LANARKSHIRE BOYS

 

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year

[fifestay]

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the

[Wiley]

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping

[fifestay]

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping. It was a devious plot by nasty loft who wanted to be the best Pigeon Fancier in the World but he was getting beat by

[Wiley]

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping. It was a devious plot by nasty loft who wanted to be the best Pigeon Fancier in the World but he was getting beat by Albert the tramp who raced from trafalguar square

[fifestay]

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping. It was a devious plot by nasty loft who wanted to be the best Pigeon Fancier in the World but he was getting beat by Albert the tramp who raced from trafalguar square. Whilst Albert was known as a Mob Flyer ..he had very low feed Bills he would split his Versela laga into 50 X £1 Bags and tourists would buy them and feed his birds but Flymo had other plans he had a cunning plan as he hovered silently up the Mall!!!!!!!!!!

[Wiley]

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping. It was a devious plot by nasty loft who wanted to be the best Pigeon Fancier in the World but he was getting beat by Albert the tramp who raced from trafalguar square. Whilst Albert was known as a Mob Flyer ..he had very low feed Bills he would split his Versela laga into 50 X £1 Bags and tourists would buy them and feed his birds but Flymo had other plans he had a cunning plan as he hovered silently up the Mall!!!!!!!!!! His plan was to hover and cause the verselaga to go flying in different directions with his blade causing

[Wiley]

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping. It was a devious plot by nasty loft who wanted to be the best Pigeon Fancier in the World but he was getting beat by Albert the tramp who raced from trafalguar square. Whilst Albert was known as a Mob Flyer ..he had very low feed Bills he would split his Versela laga into 50 X £1 Bags and tourists would buy them and feed his birds but Flymo had other plans he had a cunning plan as he hovered silently up the Mall!!!!!!!!!! His plan was to hover and cause the verselaga to go flying in different directions with his blade causing the japanese tourists to lift up there cameras and

[dandydoo]

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping. It was a devious plot by nasty loft who wanted to be the best Pigeon Fancier in the World but he was getting beat by Albert the tramp who raced from trafalguar square. Whilst Albert was known as a Mob Flyer ..he had very low feed Bills he would split his Versela laga into 50 X £1 Bags and tourists would buy them and feed his birds but Flymo had other plans he had a cunning plan as he hovered silently up the Mall!!!!!!!!!! His plan was to hover and cause the verselaga to go flying in different directions with his blade causing the japanese tourists to lift up there cameras and their lenses would poke all Alberts Birds in the eye ....if they had double vision they could not be sent to the Race and Nasty would take all the trophies but Albert also had a plan

[Wiley]

They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly what i say,and my say is final. except when its not.

 

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping. It was a devious plot by nasty loft who wanted to be the best Pigeon Fancier in the World but he was getting beat by Albert the tramp who raced from trafalguar square. Whilst Albert was known as a Mob Flyer ..he had very low feed Bills he would split his Versela laga into 50 X £1 Bags and tourists would buy them and feed his birds but Flymo had other plans he had a cunning plan as he hovered silently up the Mall!!!!!!!!!! His plan was to hover and cause the verselaga to go flying in different directions with his blade causing the japanese tourists to lift up there cameras and their lenses would poke all Alberts Birds in the eye ....if they had double vision they could not be sent to the Race and Nasty would take all the trophies but Albert also had a plan to phone his friend with the 30p nicked from the fountain at trafalguar square and ring his long lost friend The Queen

[fifestay]

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping. It was a devious plot by nasty loft who wanted to be the best Pigeon Fancier in the World but he was getting beat by Albert the tramp who raced from trafalguar square. Whilst Albert was known as a Mob Flyer ..he had very low feed Bills he would split his Versela laga into 50 X £1 Bags and tourists would buy them and feed his birds but Flymo had other plans he had a cunning plan as he hovered silently up the Mall!!!!!!!!!! His plan was to hover and cause the verselaga to go flying in different directions with his blade causing the japanese tourists to lift up there cameras and their lenses would poke all Alberts Birds in the eye ....if they had double vision they could not be sent to the Race and Nasty would take all the trophies but Albert also had a plan to phone his friend with the 30p nicked from the fountain at trafalguar square and ring his long lost friend The Queen and he said "I want to break free" "I want to break free" "I want to break free of this flymo who wants to shred me"ooooh ooh "I want to break free" Old Lizzy says its OK Flymo has been destroyed by MI5 and "another one bites the dust" and to celebrate we'll have a "Day at the Races" naw says Albert I want to go to "Barcalona" with my Palamos Hen and sing ooma palooma blanca or the BIRDIE SONG  

[Jazza]

OR Aggaddooo man like push pianapple shake da tree

[Wiley]

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping. It was a devious plot by nasty loft who wanted to be the best Pigeon Fancier in the World but he was getting beat by Albert the tramp who raced from trafalguar square. Whilst Albert was known as a Mob Flyer ..he had very low feed Bills he would split his Versela laga into 50 X £1 Bags and tourists would buy them and feed his birds but Flymo had other plans he had a cunning plan as he hovered silently up the Mall!!!!!!!!!! His plan was to hover and cause the verselaga to go flying in different directions with his blade causing the japanese tourists to lift up there cameras and their lenses would poke all Alberts Birds in the eye ....if they had double vision they could not be sent to the Race and Nasty would take all the trophies but Albert also had a plan to phone his friend with the 30p nicked from the fountain at trafalguar square and ring his long lost friend The Queen and he said "I want to break free" "I want to break free" "I want to break free of this flymo who wants to shred me"ooooh ooh "I want to break free" Old Lizzy says its OK Flymo has been destroyed by MI5 and "another one bites the dust" and to celebrate we'll have a "Day at the Races" naw says Albert I want to go to "Barcalona" with my Palamos Hen and sing ooma palooma blanca or the BIRDIE SONG,HOWEVER old lizzy stops him like harry enfield and goes 'OI YOU NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'  

[Jazza]

Flyer ..he had very low feed Bills he would split his Versela laga into 50 X £1 Bags and tourists would buy them and feed his birds but Flymo had other plans he had a cunning plan as he hovered silently up the Mall!!!!!!!!!! His plan was to hover and cause the verselaga to go flying in different directions with his blade causing the japanese tourists to lift up there cameras and their lenses would poke all Alberts Birds in the eye ....if they had double vision they could not be sent to the Race and Nasty would take all the trophies but Albert also had a plan to phone his friend with the 30p nicked from the fountain at trafalguar square and ring his long lost friend The Queen and he said "I want to break free" "I want to break free" "I want to break free of this flymo who wants to shred me"ooooh ooh "I want to break free" Old Lizzy says its OK Flymo has been destroyed by MI5 and "another one bites the dust" and to celebrate we'll have a "Day at the Races" naw says Albert I want to go to "Barcalona" with my Palamos Hen and sing ooma palooma blanca or the BIRDIE SONG,HOWEVER old lizzy stops him like harry enfield and goes 'OI YOU NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! allo peeps you wanna buy the ER ringd from Da Lizzy Loft only a £10 a piece c'mon you lot you must be barking man

[Wiley]

However when i say my final say is not final,one gets very frustrated ...as frustrated as having two YB's on the roof for 10 minutes in a fast race feels like someone shredded my vent!!!!! when you go to clock and have been beaten by 2 mins.It was a heart breaking experience but as all pigeon fanciers know its only the clock that counts,but the same time next year. But Flymo had other plans to stop the pigeon trapping. It was a devious plot by nasty loft who wanted to be the best Pigeon Fancier in the World but he was getting beat by Albert the tramp who raced from trafalguar square. Whilst Albert was known as a Mob Flyer ..he had very low feed Bills he would split his Versela laga into 50 X £1 Bags and tourists would buy them and feed his birds but Flymo had other plans he had a cunning plan as he hovered silently up the Mall!!!!!!!!!! His plan was to hover and cause the verselaga to go flying in different directions with his blade causing the japanese tourists to lift up there cameras and their lenses would poke all Alberts Birds in the eye ....if they had double vision they could not be sent to the Race and Nasty would take all the trophies but Albert also had a plan to phone his friend with the 30p nicked from the fountain at trafalguar square and ring his long lost friend The Queen and he said "I want to break free" "I want to break free" "I want to break free of this flymo who wants to shred me"ooooh ooh "I want to break free" Old Lizzy says its OK Flymo has been destroyed by MI5 and "another one bites the dust" and to celebrate we'll have a "Day at the Races" naw says Albert I want to go to "Barcalona" with my Palamos Hen and sing ooma palooma blanca or the BIRDIE SONG,HOWEVER old lizzy stops him like harry enfield and goes 'OI YOU NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'  allo peeps you wanna buy the ER ringd from Da Lizzy Loft only a £10 a piece c'mon you lot you must be barking man cos i want triple the price