Pigeon Nut Funnys

[MsPigeon]

I don't know where I originaly collected these, but they bring a smile and a chuckle. I am collecting pigeon related articles, stories, and jokes for publication in the Washington State Racing Pigeon Organization 2008 Yearbook. If you have some to add to this list for consideration and publication it would be much appreciated.

Thanks

Yours in the sport.

Carol

MsPigeon

 

 

 

-If you're walking down a street and a passing bird "plops" on you &

your 1st reaction is: "Hmm, he was a little out of form", you might be a

pigeon nut.

 

-If you're driving in a new town, see a flock of ferals fly over and

your 1st comment is: "Gee, there's a lot of heterozygous grizzle in those

birds", you might be a pigeon nut.

 

-If you ponder over paying the electric bill or buying that blue-bar on

the auction site, you might be a pigeon nut.

 

-If you walk through a turn style to a sporting event and start thinking

of ways you can set one up at your loft entrance, you might be a pigeon

nut.

 

-If a "high-roller" for you, has nothing to do with gambling, you might

be a pigeon nut.

 

-If a cop stops you for speeding, and you ask him to convert your speed

to 'yards-per-minute', you might be a pigeon-nut.

 

-If the term "clocking-in" has nothing to do with your real job, you

might be a pigeon nut.

 

-If you have to skip church every Sunday for a 3 month stretch, you

might be a pigeon nut.

 

-If your nick-name in your neighborhood is "the pigeon man" or "the

pigeon lady", you might be a pigeon nut.

 

~Author Unknown~

 

[chickadee]

I don't know where I originaly collected these, but they bring a smile and a chuckle. I am collecting pigeon related articles, stories, and jokes for publication in the Washington State Racing Pigeon Organization 2008 Yearbook. If you have some to add to this list for consideration and publication it would be much appreciated.

Thanks

Yours in the sport.

Carol

MsPigeon

 

 

 

-If you're walking down a street and a passing bird "plops" on you &

your 1st reaction is: "Hmm, he was a little out of form", you might be a

pigeon nut.

 

-If you're driving in a new town, see a flock of ferals fly over and

your 1st comment is: "Gee, there's a lot of heterozygous grizzle in those

birds", you might be a pigeon nut.

 

-If you ponder over paying the electric bill or buying that blue-bar on

the auction site, you might be a pigeon nut.

 

-If you walk through a turn style to a sporting event and start thinking

of ways you can set one up at your loft entrance, you might be a pigeon

nut.

 

-If a "high-roller" for you, has nothing to do with gambling, you might

be a pigeon nut.

 

-If a cop stops you for speeding, and you ask him to convert your speed

to 'yards-per-minute', you might be a pigeon-nut.

 

-If the term "clocking-in" has nothing to do with your real job, you

might be a pigeon nut.

 

-If you have to skip church every Sunday for a 3 month stretch, you

might be a pigeon nut.

 

-If your nick-name in your neighborhood is "the pigeon man" or "the

pigeon lady", you might be a pigeon nut.

 

~Author Unknown~

 

And if you go around collecting little stories about pigeons, you might be a pigeon nut. ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

 

And if you go around collecting little stories about pigeons, you might be a pigeon nut. ;D ;D ;D

 

And if u glued cashews and peanuts together in the shape of a dove, u have a nut pigeon!  ;D

[chickadee]

 

And if u glued cashews and peanuts together in the shape of a dove, u have a nut pigeon!  ;D

 

mmmmmmm a tasty one at that. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[jimmy white]

and if you near strangle yourself on the washing line [being catapulted back about 10 ft , landing on your bahookie  ;D ;D ;D] whilst trying to time in ,,,,,def a pigeon nut ;D ;D ;D

[chickadee]

and if you near strangle yourself on the washing line [being catapulted back about 10 ft , landing on your bahookie  ;D ;D ;D] whilst trying to time in ,,,,,def a pigeon nut ;D ;D ;D

 

ha ha ha ha Are you okay?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[jimmy white]

and if you walk in to a lampost whilst asking your mate [walking down the road]   ,",could that be an early race bird"  your a pigeon nut [with a sore nut ;D ;D ;D]

[jimmy white]

ff course this wasnt me   ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D

[jimmy white]

another pigeon  nut  ;D ;D ;D,,,in fact two pigeon nuts ;D ;D ;D

they used to put the lib time in the village shop window [no computers then ;D] sometimes a bit late [when birds were due  ;D ;D;D] one pigeon nut had motor bike ,offered the other a" backy "[a lift] rushed to his loft first ,,,,,no passenger on back  :-/ :-/ :-/,,,,took the bend too quick he fell off ;D ;D ;D about a mile back  ;D ;D ;D  none the worse for it, but never forgot it [off course this wasnt me either and the other wasnt stu either ;D ;D ;D]

[DOVEScot]

ff course this wasnt me   ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D

 

Aye your no big enough to reach the washing line :D

[jimmy white]

true,, a pigeon nut ;D  i think ill get married jimmy, to get a garden for pigeons ;D

[me]

A true pigeon nut  does no more or less than love their doos to bits!!