pigeon falls in love with man

[madmaxlofts]

page 17 todays sun

 

andy maw ruffled his wife's feathers by moving a young bird in at home-a pigeon who fell in love with him.

chartered accountant andy 42 took pity on the bedraggled bird when it turned up on his doorstep after a storm.

but now pokey the pigeon can;t leave andy alone. the dad ov 4 revealed how she attacks wife trude if she goes near him, sits on andys dashboard for drives; anduses the family toilet if it needs to go indoors;settles on andys knee when he takes a bath and stalks him if he tries to spend time alone. andy of maidenhead,berks,said it sounds crazy but shes fallen head over heals with me.when pokey is on her mating cycle and lays her eggs on her little bed in the bathroom.she sits on them for 3 weeks.but when that part ov the cycle is over and she wants a mate she comes after me and sexualy harasses me.

she will fly over me to caress her beak peck my fingers and strut about puffing up her shest to deter females.if trude comes near me she will fly at her head and peck her.she is overcome with jealousy.

trude said she would be happy to see her in a pie.

pigeon expert prof danial haagwackernagel of the university of basel in switzerland said pokey is imprinted to andy as a mate.

the nest defence directed to his wife is a normal behaviour against intruders

 

[madmaxlofts]

the toilet bits a bit hard to beleive

[Guest]

Sounds a bit haagwackernagel to me.  

[chickadee]

page 17 todays sun

 

andy maw ruffled his wife's feathers by moving a young bird in at home-a pigeon who fell in love with him.

chartered accountant andy 42 took pity on the bedraggled bird when it turned up on his doorstep after a storm.

but now pokey the pigeon can;t leave andy alone. the dad ov 4 revealed how she attacks wife trude if she goes near him, sits on andys dashboard for drives; anduses the family toilet if it needs to go indoors;settles on andys knee when he takes a bath and stalks him if he tries to spend time alone. andy of maidenhead,berks,said it sounds crazy but shes fallen head over heals with me.when pokey is on her mating cycle and lays her eggs on her little bed in the bathroom.she sits on them for 3 weeks.but when that part ov the cycle is over and she wants a mate she comes after me and sexualy harasses me.

she will fly over me to caress her beak peck my fingers and strut about puffing up her shest to deter females.if trude comes near me she will fly at her head and peck her.she is overcome with jealousy.

trude said she would be happy to see her in a pie.

pigeon expert prof danial haagwackernagel of the university of basel in switzerland said pokey is imprinted to andy as a mate.

the nest defence directed to his wife is a normal behaviour against intruders

 

:o :o :o

[jimmy white]

;D

page 17 todays sun

 

andy maw ruffled his wife's feathers by moving a young bird in at home-a pigeon who fell in love with him.

chartered accountant andy 42 took pity on the bedraggled bird when it turned up on his doorstep after a storm.

but now pokey the pigeon can;t leave andy alone. the dad ov 4 revealed how she attacks wife trude if she goes near him, sits on andys dashboard for drives; anduses the family toilet if it needs to go indoors;settles on andys knee when he takes a bath and stalks him if he tries to spend time alone. andy of maidenhead,berks,said it sounds crazy but shes fallen head over heals with me.when pokey is on her mating cycle and lays her eggs on her little bed in the bathroom.she sits on them for 3 weeks.but when that part ov the cycle is over and she wants a mate she comes after me and sexualy harasses me.

she will fly over me to caress her beak peck my fingers and strut about puffing up her shest to deter females.if trude comes near me she will fly at her head and peck her.she is overcome with jealousy.

trude said she would be happy to see her in a pie.

pigeon expert prof danial haagwackernagel of the university of basel in switzerland said pokey is imprinted to andy as a mate.

the nest defence directed to his wife is a normal behaviour against intruders

 

very good  ;D ;D,,,,,,,,,,,,its a good job daniel haagwackernagell doesnt race them,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,there would only be room for his name on the result,,,no vel , no ring no. etc ;D ;D ;D

[sammy]

a bit of make belief but at least it keeps pigeons in the media  

[crazy pigeon boy]

lol now thats funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D