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Went for a drink with the Mrs tonight down at the local snooker club , she asked me if i could show her how to pla y the game , after a few shots she went to take a shot , i said hold on a minute you will never reach that ball you will need a rest  ;D ;D ;D so she sat down and started taking a drink , when a said to her what was she  doing she said she was having a rest ;D ;D ;D

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Went for a drink with the Mrs tonight down at the local snooker club , she asked me if i could show her how to pla y the game , after a few shots she went to take a shot , i said hold on a minute you will never reach that ball you will need a rest  ;D ;D ;D so she sat down and started taking a drink , when a said to her what was she  doing she said she was having a rest ;D ;D ;D
your wife sounds very sensible tae me and done the right thing.  its very hot tonight

 

 

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your wife sounds very sensible tae me and done the right thing.  its very hot tonight

 

 

A better hurry upstairs then  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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:)when in Spain a few years back with the mrs.we where trying to pick a wee bit of the lingo up. so ham over their is jamon .we had ran out of ham so she was going to supermarket.i said we have ran out of jamon get some she did strawberry. :)

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On holiday in Almeria,Spain a couple of years ago there was a full moon and my son Jamie (The doo boy) said to his mum is that the same moon as in Scotland? His mum said no it's similar  ;D ;D ;D

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On holiday in Almeria,Spain a couple of years ago there was a full moon and my son Jamie (The doo boy) said to his mum is that the same moon as in Scotland? His mum said no it's similar  ;D ;D ;D

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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In Spain about 10years ago,got to hotel room and there were no towels in the bathroom.phoned reception and said we had no towels so receptionist said no problem,half hour later knock comes to the door,when i answered thre was a guy standing there with a bag of tools,they had sent up a PLUMBER(THOUGHT I`D SAID TOOLS INSTEAD OF TOWELS)FUNNY AT THE TIME ;D ;D ;D

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