soapy

I THINK THE NUMTY,S THAT CUT THE LUGS OF THE RINGS WAS JUST BEING BLOODY MINDED , THEY ARE BITTER AT THE ETS SYSTEM .

SPARROWHAWK

sorry davey, you was longer than five minutes away from your birds

h,mmmm peearse, just like the girls ,methinks

would anybody like to swop their girlfriend for some birds

i,m going back to my old skymaster clock , and getting a fred flintstone car , i cant stand all this advantage

its rain ,windy , and cold in west fife no snow

i wouldnt worry about it frank , it might put some life into them mongerels , wattie

aaron why not have a look at all e.t.s. systems and get the one you fancy

its amazing the amount of people that was against e.t.s. wen it first came out , when it comes with a lottery grant they are the first in the queue to get one.

looks like unicon have cornered the market

save your money, geta cat box ,only costs u the price of a smalltin of tuna fish to get the culprit , a cat in the hand is worth 2 in the bush .

i ,m on unicon ,i dont fancy the taurus aas the clock is huge a can get the clock in my shirt pocket , you would need a haversack to put the taurus wot size is the other e.t. systems . [clock]

looks like you lot are keeping battery pigeons, they dont get out for six months, they have to have anti-biotics to survive and all the crap you got listed dump the medicine cabinet and get back to basics .

theres no doubt racing pigeons are the prefered meal for percy , ive found moorhens ,magpie ,feral pigeon and many morespecies of birds right down to stone chats below percys nest , you aint gonna starve em by keeping your birds in

there was a lot of surprized faces as a sparrow hawk took a starling yards from the snack bar in the b&q car park in dunfermline , seemingly its a regular occurance.

datarin , for athetes feet condition was used a few years ago , never used it myself , as my birds have never had the condition , it used to be called feather rot

i think its time we declared open season of these doo gooders

i,min the fife federation we aint got our race programme booklet yet. i.m in the west section, the stage coach should be getting through any day now, i hope we aint gettin trouble with them pesky injuns again .

got it shortcut theres no cats around at the moment

high velocity i,m sure your birds would get home if they were relocated , catnapping aint a crime lol

theres plenty sheep fuddly take your welliesand you wont go short of sex

hi blackdog dont say what your gonna do in here , your problem will be roosting and living near you , i,m sure b.o.p. lovers monitor this room . never have anything on your property that can incrimininate you u might get a visit from defra and the police, the bring the police cause they know they would get their face punched in . good luck mate

hi owen i wathed a nature programe on the t.v. a couple of years ago and the golden eagle was keeping white tailed sea eagles away from a carcassit looked as though it was more than capable of looking after itsself, and it was considerable smaller

that aint a cat thats doing that yorkie a cat will only kill one bird and eat it , stoats,mink,rats. foxes bite the head of and kill indiscriminately,