The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one
morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which
part of your body goes first?"
Susie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do
you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together
in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his
hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,
little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom
the other night, Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted