guy who owns pub had custom of having snuff on bar for customers but noticing that he was running out he went into toilet and broke wee bits of sh.te of pans and mixed it with snuff.first guy came in and taking a bit of snuff said to barman can you smell sh.te.barman no.next guy comes in first guy to second guy can you smell sh.te.second guy no.second guy takes bit of snuff and says by f...k that snuffs good a can smell that sh.te noo..