A guy buys a budgie fae the pet shop,takes it home and puts it in cage and hears it say " I'm a glesga budgie i'm hard as *expletive removed*". The guy says we'll see and goes and buys a peregrine falcon puts it in cage goes ti bed and in the morning he looks in cage. The falcon is deid and he heard the budgie say "I'm a glesga budgie am hard as *expletive removed*" so he says i'll sort you out.He goes and buys a buzzard puts it cage goes to bed and in the morning he checks cage and it's deid and the wee budgie says"I'm a glesga budgie i'm hard as *expletive removed*" so the guy says i'll sort you this time. He goes and buys a golden eagle,puts it in cage goes to bed and in the morning he checks the cage. The golden eagle is deid and the budgie is totally bald. The wee budgie says that one was a hard one i had to take my jacket off for that one.
