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  1. Male or Female?

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    You might not know this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

    Don't forget the bit at the end !

      

         

    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.      

         

    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.  

    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.      

         

    TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated      

         

    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their *expletive removed*.      

         

    SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.      

         

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    Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.      

         

    TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.      

         

    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.      

         

    HAMMERS: Male.... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.      

         

    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying      

       ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

     

     

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