Always Get The Full Story

[Ian McKay]

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home

and started to tell his mother.

" Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane.

I went back to look and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take

off her skirt, then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take off his pants, then Auntie Jane......."

At this point Mummy cut him off and said," Johnny this is such an interesting story, let's

save the rest of it for supper - time. I want to see Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny

started his story, " I was in the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with

Auntie Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, then he helped

her take her skirt off. Then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Auntie Jane

and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy

was away working nights."

MORAL : Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt !!!!!!

Courtesy BRIAN REEVES