Prince Charles Sewer Visit

[ghostrider]

Prince charles goes down the sewers to meet the drainage workers.

He is introduced to Alf who's worked there for 40 years.

"The work is interesting " says Alf

"for instance you see that turd over there?

you can tell thats from the hairdressers in the high street

because of all the cut hair stuck to it."

"How interesting," says the prince. "And you see that one over there?" says Alf.

That's from a garage toilet.You can tell by the oily sheen on it."

"extraordinary," says the prince. And how about that large one over there in the corner?"

asks the prince. "Thats from my very own house.Thats my wife's turd."

"How on earth can you tell that?" asks the prince.

"Easy,its got my sandwiches tied to it!!