Punkrocker

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A PUNKROCKER IS ON A BUS AND SPOTS THIS NUN GOES UP TO HER AND SAID I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU ONE THEN THE BUS CONDUCTOR SAYS LEAVE THE NUN ALONE SHE A STRAIGHT NUN BUT I'LL give you a BIT OF ADVICE GO UO UP THE CHURCH GRAVEYARD AT 10PMM SHE WAIT'S FOR THE HOLYGHOST ALL HER LIFE SO THE PUNKROCKERS PUTS A WHITE SHEET OVER HIS HEAD AND STARTED SAY I AM THE HOLYGHOST SHE SAID IVE WAITED FOR YOU ALL MY LIFE AND NOW ITS THE WRONG TIME OF THE MONTH YOU HAVE TO GO UP THE BACK SIDE AND AFTERTHEY FINNISHED THE HOLYGHOST PLLED OFF COVER AND SAID FCKIN PUNKROCKER AND THE NUN PULL OF HER VEIL SAID FUUCKING BUS CONDUCTOR lol