ghostrider Posted August 14, 2015 Report Posted August 14, 2015 A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass ofchampagne, too!""What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.""This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman."What a coincidence" says the man.As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?""My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!""What a coincidence," says the man ..."I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.""That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?""I used a different cock," he replied.The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
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