Paddy And The Prostitute

[ghostrider]

> Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman

> in the shadows.

 

> Twenty quid " she whispers. He'd never been with a

> hooker before, but he decides what the heck, its only

> twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes. They're

> going "at it" for a couple of minutes when all of a

> sudden a light flashes on them, it's a police officer.

 

> "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

 

> "I'm making love to my wife," Paddy answers

> indignantly.

 

> "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

 

> "Well," Paddy says, "neither did I, until you shined

> that light in her face.