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[ghostrider]

1. Do you know how the Grand Canyon was formed ?

 

A Scot dropped a penny in a golf hole.

 

2. Give an example for perpetual motion.

 

A Scot running after a jew.

 

3. It was a hot summer afternoon, and all the scots were pursuing their favourite hobby - drinking whiskey in the pub. Suddenly, the door bursts open, and a man comes in panting, his tongue lolling and totally black in colour. " What happened , Mac?", inquired one of the regulars." Well, a bottle of whiskey fell on the hot tar road. " said Mac.