Sharing A Shower

[ghostrider]

John and his wife Mary were having a shower together when the

doorbell rang. Mary heard the bell, got out of the shower, wrapped

a towel around her, went downstairs, and opened the door.

Their neighbour Charlie looked at her from the doorway and said,

"Oh, I see that I got you out of the shower. Sorry about that."

"That's all right," Mary said, "What do you want?"

"Not too much... my goodness you have beautiful skin. It's so pink

from the shower. Mary, if I was to give you a hundred pounds, would

you remove the towel from your upper body?"

Mary thought about it for a minute, figured why not for a hundred

pounds, and then removed the towel from her breasts.

"Wow", Charlie exclaimed, "They are truly beautiful. Listen, for

another hundred pounds would you consider taking the towel all the

way off?"

Why not, Mary thought, that's a lot of money, and she dropped the

towel completely to the floor.

Charlie had a good look, complimented her again on her fine looking

body, reached into his pocket, took out two hundred pounds, gave it

to her and left.

As she got back upstairs and was getting back into the shower,

John asked her who was at the door.

"Just Charlie", she said,as she started to rub his back.

"Charlie eh", said John, "Did he give you the two hundred pounds

he owed me?"