About Right

[ghostrider]

A Somali arrives in Swindon as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,

"Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me in this country!"

But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani."

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain!"

The person says, "I no Blitish. I flom Hong Kong".

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not British".

He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a British citizen?"

She says, "No, I am from Romania!"

So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the British?"

The Romanian lady looks at her watch, shrugs and says, "Probably at work!"