Guns Are Dangerous

[Ian McKay]

A man goes hunting. A gust of wind blew. The gun fell over and discharged,

shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later,lying in a hospital bed, he

was approached by his doctor.

" Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that

you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin area with very little

internal damage and we able to remove all of the buckshot."

" What's the bad news ? " asked the hunter.

" The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done

to your p enis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to refer you to my sister."

" Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied." Is your sister a plastic surgeon ? "

" No," answered the doctor. She's a flute player in the London Symphony orchestra.

She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't wee in your eyes."