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8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.

" What's your name?" asked the teacher.

" Mohmmad," he replied.

" You're in Ireland now," replied Miss Byrne. " So from now on you will be known as Shamus."

Mohammad returned home after school.

" How was your day, Mohammad ?" his mother asked.

" My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland now and my name is Shamus."

" Are you ashamed of your name ? Are you trying to dishonor your parents,your heritage,

your religion ? Shame on you ! " And his mother beat him.

Then she called his father, who beat him again.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all his bruises.

" What happened to you Shamus ? " she asked.

" Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two ruddy Arabs."

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