Rubber?

[Ian McKay]

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the Wife and nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking

of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him," Why don't you put a piece of

rubber on the end of the stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, " If you had put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding in the bus, so shut up."

[THE FIFER]