ghostrider Posted August 6, 2015 Report Posted August 6, 2015 This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall. He asks the barman, "What the *duck* is that?" The barman says, "It's a Moose." The Scottish chap says, f*** me! How big are the cats?"
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