Ian McKay Posted August 5, 2015 Report Posted August 5, 2015 Cherie Blair is touring in Ireland in a chauffer - driven car.Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.Cherie in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffer : " You get out and check - you were driving."The chauffer gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead." You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Cherie.The chauffer walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hairruffled and with a big grin on his face." My God, what happened to you ?" asks Cherie.The chauffer replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wifegave me a slap - up meal and the daughter made love to me."" What on earth did you say ?" asks Cherie." I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Cherie Blair's chaufer and I've justkilled the cow."
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