Heaven

[ghostrider]

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST

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> The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question,

> 'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?'

> Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands'.

> 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

> Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first'.

> 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

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> Little Johnny raised his hand and said,

> 'Sister, I think it's your feet'.

> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now,Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

> Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,

> 'Oh! God, I'm coming!

> '... and if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'.

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> The Nun fainted