Superman

[ghostrider]

Superman was bored, so thought he would check around his Superhero mates and hang out.

 

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.

 

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a

 

few beers.

 

Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman.

 

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see

 

if she was free.

 

As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with

 

her legs open.

 

Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I

 

could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was

 

happening."

 

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily.

 

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?"

 

"No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my backside hurts like hell!"

[paddymac]

Superman was bored, so thought he would check around his Superhero mates and hang out.

 

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.

 

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a

 

few beers.

 

Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman.

 

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see

 

if she was free.

 

As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with

 

her legs open.

 

Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I

 

could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was

 

happening."

 

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily.

 

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?"

 

"No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my backside hurts like hell!"

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