Patricia And The Lawyer

[Ian McKay]

Patricia and a top lawyer are sitting next to each other on a train going to London.

He thinks blonde women are so dumb that he could pull one over on her easily.

He asks her if she would like to play a fun game to pass the time away.

The lawyer says," I will ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you give me £5.

then you ask me one and if I don't know I will give you £100."

Patricia agrees so the lawyer says," What is the distance from the earth to the moon ? "

She does not know so she hands him £5. " Now it is your turn he says to her."

She thinks for a minute and says," What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four ?"

The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he could find on the net.

He sends E - mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.In the end he gives up and gives her £100.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer so he asks her," What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four."

She smiles at him and says," I don't know and hands him a £5."

Don't mess with blonde women.