I Say I Say I Say

[ghostrider]

What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?

About 2.3 pounds including the urn.

 

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A history teacher asks a class full of kids 'What was Churchill famous for?'

A kid at the back shouts out 'He was the last white man to be called

Winston!'

 

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A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I

was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that

I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

 

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Father Duffy walks into the convent and sees sister rose washing the kitchen

floor. He's overcome with desire and pushes her onto

the ground. As he's shagging her the Rev Mother comes in. 'SISTER ROSE!!!'

she roars 'Have some

respect. Arch your back girl and keep Father Duffy's balls off the wet

floor!!'

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A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at

the same time'.

His wife replies 'You've got a bigger todger than your brother