Ian McKay Posted July 31, 2015 Report Posted July 31, 2015 PAY RISE The maid of a wealthy family asks the Lady of the house for a pay increase.Tha Lady asks her " Why do you want a pay increase ?"The maid replies," There are three reasons why I want one,"The first is, " I iron better than you."The Lady," Who said you iron better than me ?" Reply," Your husband did."The second is, " I am a better cook than you."The Lady, " Nonsense, who said you cook better than me ?" Reply," Your husband."The third is, " I am much better at sex than you in bed."The Lady," And I suppose my husband said that as well." Reply," No, Your brother in law."The lady, " So, how much do you want ?"BRIAN REEVES
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