ghostrider Posted July 30, 2015 Report Posted July 30, 2015 Me and the Missus Favourite sexual position is called The England Football Team,neither of us know what we are doing or why we're there,theres no passion no communication and we never make it past the first stage,there's horrible dribbling and never a clean sheet and its over far to quickly and when it do's end I know it will be at least four bleedin years until it happens again.!!!!!
ghostrider Posted July 30, 2015 Author Report Posted July 30, 2015 Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on :involuntary muscle contraction: to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject, so the professor decided to lighten up the mood.He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked "do you know what your a---hole is doing whilst you are having an orgasm ?" She replied, "probably golfing with his mates"
ghostrider Posted July 30, 2015 Author Report Posted July 30, 2015 Got the missus a Man United bra for her birthday.She hates it - says the support is crap and it wont be long till the tits are out of both cups!!!.
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