Ask A Silly Question ?

[Ian McKay]

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

 

 

A teacher asks her 3rd. grade class to name things ending in " tor " ....... and also eats things.

First little boy said," Alligator. "

" Very good James, that's a big word."

The second boy said, " Predator."

" Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."

Little Johnny says, " Vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says,

" That is a very big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

" Well my mother has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow."

BRIAN REEVES

[john cumming]

quality

[THE FIFER]

stop it!!! have had to change my undies twice