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STAY OFF YOUR BICYCLE

 

 

My wife found out that our dog ( a Schnauzer ) could hardly hear.

She took it along to the veterinarian who found that the problem

was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears,and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring,

she could go to the store and get some " NAIR " hair remover and rub it in the dog's

ears once a month.

She went to the store and bought some " NAIR " hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist told her," If you're going to use this under your arms,

don't use deoderant for a few days."

She told him she was not going to use it under her arms.

The pharmacist said," If you are using it on your legs,don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

She told him she was not going to use it on her legs either.

" If you must know, I am going to use it on my lovely Schnauzer."

He said," Well don't ride your bicycle for at least a week."

BRIAN REEVES

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STAY OFF YOUR BICYCLE

 

 

My wife found out that our dog ( a Schnauzer ) could hardly hear.

She took it along to the veterinarian who found that the problem

was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears,and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring,

she could go to the store and get some " NAIR " hair remover and rub it in the dog's

ears once a month.

She went to the store and bought some " NAIR " hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist told her," If you're going to use this under your arms,

don't use deoderant for a few days."

She told him she was not going to use it under her arms.

The pharmacist said," If you are using it on your legs,don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

She told him she was not going to use it on her legs either.

" If you must know, I am going to use it on my lovely Schnauzer."

He said," Well don't ride your bicycle for at least a week."

BRIAN REEVES

PMSL, Your on a roll Ian :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

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