Chemist

[invalidusername]

A man walks into a chemist shop owned by two elderly spinsters.  One of the women says 'and how can I help you?'  The man's cheeks flush with embarassment.  'Oh, sir, please don't be embarassed.  After 60 years owning a chemists, there's nothing we haven't heard'.  He clears his throat and say 'well, I have a constant sexual arousal, and wondered if you have anything for it'.  The woman and her sister go out the back and after a few minutes come back out.

 

'Well, my sister and I have discussed your problem, and the best we can do is £1,000 a week and half the shop.'

 

Boom Boom

[invalidusername]

Well, as Frankie Howerd would have said, please yourselves ;-)

[invalidusername]

;D Have the same problem no bugger offering me that sort of deal though lol

 

;D ;D ;D You have to be in the right place at the right time   ;D ;D

 

 

[Guest speckled]

shame  ya  wernt  lol :-/ not the  joke most will rub  th ribs with  :X with  laughter (wiseman)(pick_nose) Speck :X