More Fun seen it so thought i'd post it here

[jimmy_84]

These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

>>>

>>>

>>> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

>>> 8 years old. Hateful little b#*@rd. Bites!

>>>

>>> FREE PUPPIES

>>> 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

>>>

>>> FREE PUPPIES.

>>> Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

>>> Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.>>>

>>>

>>> FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

>>> Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

>>> Better be a big reward.

>>>

>>> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

>>> Also 1 gay bull for sale.

>>>

>>> NORDIC TRACK. $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

>>>

>>> GEORGIA PEACHES. California grown - 89 cents lb.

>>>

>>> JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

>>> Must sell washer and dryer $300.

>>>

>>> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.

>>> Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> And the best one:

>>> FOR SALE BY OWNER.

>>> Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent

>>> condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married

>>> last month. Wife knows everything.

[jimmy white]

i bought a dog from oneof these ads ;D ;D ;D  it was a cross between a schitso  and a bull terrier they called it a bullschit ;D ;D ;D