Fancy Dress

[invalidusername]

A bald man with a wooden leg got invited to a fancy dress party.  He went to hire a costume and they sent him a pirate's outfit with an eye patch and a bandana.  He complained as he felt they were taking the p*ss out of his wooden leg.  So, they sent him a monk's outfit.  He was really cross now, as he felt they were taking the p*ss out of his bald head.  He complained again, so they sent him a tin of syrup, told him to shove his wooden leg up his ar$e, put the syrup on his head and go as a ..*expletive removed* toffee apple !!

 

Hope this one doesn't get me banned!!!!!  Good night :-)

 

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[Merlin]

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[DOVEScot]

A bald man with a wooden leg got invited to a fancy dress party.  He went to hire a costume and they sent him a pirate's outfit with an eye patch and a bandana.  He complained as he felt they were taking the p*ss out of his wooden leg.  So, they sent him a monk's outfit.  He was really cross now, as he felt they were taking the p*ss out of his bald head.  He complained again, so they sent him a tin of syrup, told him to shove his wooden leg up his ar$e, put the syrup on his head and go as a ..*expletive removed* toffee apple !!

 

Hope this one doesn't get me banned!!!!!  Good night :-)  

 

You will get a user warning first  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D