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Strailya Mate!

 

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air,

pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

'In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the

same onetwice,' he says.

 

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into

the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

'Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that

we don't need to drink out of the same glass either,' he says.

 

The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his

glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Kiwi.

He turns to the astonished barman and says,'In Strailya mate, we have so

many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the

same ones twice.' ;) ;) ;)

 

Posted

hiya dovescote cracking joke but even better picta of the hounds how do you do that and how canna get it i follow the jedforest as often as i can              a geordie in the scottish borders

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hiya dovescote cracking joke but even better picta of the hounds how do you do that and how canna get it i follow the jedforest as often as i can              a geordie in the scottish borders

 

Do you mean on your signature or do you just want the picture :)

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