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[DOVEScot]

Rashead the Arab came to England from the Middle East , and he

was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after

doctor, but none of them could help him.

 

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: 'Take dees bocket, go into

de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head

down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'

 

Rashead took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket,

peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

 

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was

wrong with me?'

 

The doctor said ... 'You were homesick..........................

 

[OLDYELLOW]

bloke goes to doctor , and doc say what can i do for you bloke turns around and says well it's a bit personal , docs say come on now i've heard everything possible , so guys say well its like this i keep shiting diamonds , diamonds doctor proclaimed , he then asks bloke to go and strip of his trousers and under wear as soon as bloke droped his trousers doc shouted stop there , i know what it is guy fastened his belt and said well doc whats up , he said its quite simple realy , oh yes bloke replied , doc said go tell your lass to take 8 inches off bottom of your string vest