Guest anto Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX because they are plugged into a genius WHY DONT WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX they dont have enough time WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG they dont stop to ask directions WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS because their balls fall over their butt hole and they vapor lock your laughing arent you WHY WHERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS so they wont hump womens legs at cocktail parties WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN you need a rough draft before you make a final copy HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN dont know it never happend WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH because a vibrator cant mow the lawn REMEMBER IF YOU HAVENT GOT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND LAUGHTER IN YOUR HEART THEN YOU ARE JUST AN OLD SOUR FART WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INTELLIGENT GOOD LOOKING SENSITIVE MAN a rumer DEAR LORD I PRAY FOR WISDOM TO UNDERSTAND MY MAN LOVE TO FORGIVE HIM AND PATIENCE FOR HIS MOODS BECAUSE LORD IF I PRAY FOR STRENGHT ILL BEAT HIM TO DEATH AMEN WHY DO LITTLE BOYS WHINE they are practing to be men ITS JUST TOO HOT TO WEAR CLOTHES TODAY JACK SAYS AS HE STEPPED OUT OF THE SHOWER HONEY WHAT DO YOU THINK THE NEIGHBOURS WOULD THINK IF I MOWED THE LAWN LIKE THIS PROBABLY THAT I MARRIED YOU FOR YOUR MONEY A COUPLE IS LYING IN BED THE MAN SAYS IAM GOING TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD the woman replies ill miss you
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