one 4 the women

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WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX

because they are plugged into a genius

 

WHY DONT WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX

they dont have enough time

 

WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG

they dont stop to ask directions

 

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS

because their balls fall over their butt hole and they vapor lock

 

   your laughing arent you

 

WHY WHERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS

so they wont hump womens legs at cocktail parties

 

WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN

you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

 

HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN

dont know it never happend

 

WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH

because a vibrator cant mow the lawn

 

REMEMBER IF YOU HAVENT GOT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND

LAUGHTER IN YOUR HEART THEN YOU ARE JUST AN OLD

SOUR FART

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INTELLIGENT GOOD LOOKING SENSITIVE MAN

                            a rumer

 

DEAR LORD

I PRAY FOR WISDOM TO UNDERSTAND MY MAN

LOVE TO FORGIVE HIM AND PATIENCE FOR HIS

MOODS BECAUSE LORD IF I PRAY FOR STRENGHT

ILL BEAT HIM TO DEATH  AMEN

 

WHY DO LITTLE BOYS WHINE

they are practing to be men

 

ITS JUST TOO HOT TO WEAR CLOTHES

TODAY JACK SAYS AS HE STEPPED OUT

OF THE SHOWER HONEY WHAT DO YOU

THINK THE NEIGHBOURS WOULD THINK

IF I MOWED THE LAWN LIKE THIS PROBABLY

THAT I MARRIED YOU FOR YOUR MONEY

 

A COUPLE IS LYING IN BED THE MAN SAYS

IAM GOING TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST

WOMAN IN THE WORLD

the woman replies ill miss you