worms

[jimmy white]

an old pigeon  fancier [oviously worse the wear of alcohol ;D] asked the local minister for help with  his drink prob ;D..the minister finding it very difficult to explain to a kinda drunkish ;D man ;D  , thought he would demonstrate,, the evils of drink,, he took to glasses , one filled with whisky, the other of water,,, he then dropped a worm in the glass  of water, but the worm just swam round and round,, and lived ;D,,,,he then dropped the worm in the glass of whisky, stone dead in a sec,, the old fancier then scratched his head , thought a little ,,, then replied ," oh , i see what your meaning now",,,, "if i keep drinking whisky ,ill never have worms ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Fife_pigeon_wife]

an old pigeon  fancier [oviously worse the wear of alcohol ;D] asked the local minister for help with  his drink prob ;D..the minister finding it very difficult to explain to a kinda drunkish ;D man ;D  , thought he would demonstrate,, the evils of drink,, he took to glasses , one filled with whisky, the other of water,,, he then dropped a worm in the glass  of water, but the worm just swam round and round,, and lived ;D,,,,he then dropped the worm in the glass of whisky, stone dead in a sec,, the old fancier then scratched his head , thought a little ,,, then replied ," oh , i see what your meaning now",,,, "if i keep drinking whisky ,ill never have worms ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

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