cant have a baby

[Guest strapper]

sitting in the church crying one day , a woman gets asked by the vicar..hey mary what can be the matter child?

well said mary we have been trying for a baby for years and tried ivf but no success.

well said the vicar, there are some couples are blessed and some that are not.

going back to my younger days ,i used to keep pigeons,and one year i couldnt get this one pair to give me any chicks  so i thought i had spare birds so i changed the cock over and within a few weeks i had eggs and eventually some nice big bouncing chicks.

but if its not meant to be its not meant to be,.

6 months later mary was walking down the road past the church and the vicar seen her and when he looked he couldnt believe what he saw...mary with a big tummy...well he said to mary ...god has shone down on you and given you what you prayed for.

well it wasnt anything to do with god mary said...i did what you suggested

suggested the vicar said yes mary said...i changed the cxxk! ;D ;D ;D

[little sam]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D