Joke

[Guest alangee]

Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are sitting in a pub with their mates.

 

Snow White says, "There's no doubt about it, I'm the fairest in the land."

 

Tom thumb says, "There's no doubt about it, I'm the smallest in the land."

...

Quasimodo says, "There's no doubt about it, I'm the ugliest in the land."

 

Their mates tell them to prove it by going to the magic all-knowing mirror, and the three head off.

 

A few minutes later, the door of the pub bursts open and Snow White runs in and says, "It's official...I'm the fairest in the land!"

 

Shortly afterwards, the door again bursts open and Tom Thumb runs in and shouts, "It's official...I'm the smallest in the land!"

 

Five minutes later, the door gets kicked in and Quasimodo storms in and bellows, "Who the *expletive removed* is Wayne Rooney?"