Just to Lighten Things

[Guest 67ghirl]

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

 

 

  

 

The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so."

 

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for five years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you       have been here for five years. You may speak two words."

 

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."

 

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."

 

After another five years of silence, Sister Mary Katherine      was summoned by the Priest.  "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."

 

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and then the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

 

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again   called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."

 

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

 

"It's probably best," said the Priest, "You've done nothing but *expletive removed* since you got here."