Woodpeckers

[Guest 67ghirl]

 

 

Two Woodpeckers...........

 

An Italian woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Italy arguing

About which place had the toughest trees. The Italian woodpecker claimed

Italy had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

 

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole

In the tree with no problem. The Italian woodpecker was amazed.

 

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Italian woodpecker to peck a

Tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used

By woodpeckers ). The Italian woodpecker expressed confidence that he

Could do it and accepted the challenge.

 

The two flew to Canada where the Italian woodpecker successfully pecked

The so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

 

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian

Woodpecker was able to peck the Italian tree, and the Italian woodpecker

Was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree

In their own country?

 

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

 

:B :B

 

(evil)(evil)

[pjc]

lol

[Guest numpty01]

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