paddy joke

[Guest bakes]

An Irishman cleaning his rifle shot and killed his wife then dialled 999,

 

Paddy: Its my wife, I shot her, Ive acidently killed her,

 

Operator: Please calm down sir, Can you first make sure she's dead?

 

CLICK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, BANG!

 

Paddy: Ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Done that, Whats Next?

[gangster]

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