joke

[Guest bakes]

postman is retiring and on his last round he gets a bottle from one house cigars from the next the third house mrs jones is standing at the door waiting in her nightdress she drags him up stairs and makes mad passionate love to him then bring him downstairs for a hugh fry up  the postman sees a fiver under his cup of tea and asks what this the women explains we were talking about what to get get you and my husband said fxxk him give him a fiver the breakfast was my idear.