The frenchman and the scotsman

Blue Tooner · December 7, 2009

One morning a Scotsman is having breakfast in Paris (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and marmalade) when a frenchman, chewing bubble gum, sits down beside him.

The scotsman ignores the frenchman who nevertheless starts a conversation..

Frenchman: "You Scots eat the whole bread?"

Scotsman (in a bad mood): "of course"

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't, In France we only eat whats inside, the crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Scotland"

The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The scotsman listens in silence

The frenchman persists: "Do you eat marmalade with your bread?"

Scotsman : "Of course"

Frenchman : (chewing his bubble gum and chuckling) "We don't, in France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into marmalade and sell them to Scotland"

After a moment of silence, the scotsman asks : "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman : " Why of course we do" he says with a big smirk on his face.

Scotsman : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman : "We throw them away, of course"

Scotsman : "We don't. In Scotland, we put them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into bubble gum and sell them to the french"