Too true!

[Babybird]

 

A 75 Year Old Lady  rings her local hospital and this conversation follows:  

 

'Hello I'd like some information  on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week  with chest pains and I just want to know if her  condition has deteriorated, stabilised or  improved?'

 

'Do you know which ward she is  in?'

 

'Yes, ward P, room  2B'

 

'I'll just put you through to the  nurse  station.'

 

'Hello,  ward P, how can I  help?'

 

'I would just like some  information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was wondering  if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or  improved?'

 

'I'll just check her notes. I'm  pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's condition has  improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature  has steadied and after some routine checks tonight, she  should be well enough to go home  tomorrow.'

 

'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so  happy, thank you ever so  much!'

 

'You seem very relieved, are you  a close friend or  relative?'

 

'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b.  Nobody tells you expletive removed* all in  here.

  

 

[Guest stb-]

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[Guest]

(evil)(evil)(evil)(evil)(evil)made me laugh the first time i heard it also .               andy.

[Babybird]

90% of NHS complaints are about communication  

Another interesting fact statistic I learnt today is that if you have a cardiac arrest in ASDA's you only have a 0.7% chance of leaving hospital alive  ??)

[Guest]

90% of NHS complaints are about communication  

Another interesting fact statistic I learnt today is that if you have a cardiac arrest in ASDA's you only have a 0.7% chance of leaving hospital alive  ??)

 

thatl be me shopping in TESCO from now on then .         andy.

[Babybird]

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Tesco, Asda, Lidl doesn't matter yer gubbed

[Guest]

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Tesco, Asda, Lidl doesn't matter yer gubbed

 

thanks for that,ill stay with ASDA then at least when i kick ill a little more money in ma pockets .            andy.

[DOVEScot]

 

thanks for that,ill stay with ASDA then at least when i kick ill a little more money in ma pockets .            andy.

 

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