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[DOVEScot]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days

interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into

Glasgow and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen

a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a

Nazi sh**. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for taking up

two parking places. So my wife called him a sh**-head. He finished the

second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then we abused

him even more and eventually he got on his radio and called a van out to tow

the car away. We looked at each other as the car was clamped and lifted on

to the back of the truck. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by

bus, and the car had a 'CELTIC  FC' sticker on the back window.We try to

have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our

age.

 

[Ian McKay]

The true Christmas spirit   Well done  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[gulkie]

i needed a bit of cheering up thanks DOVESCOT.

[DOVEScot]

i needed a bit of cheering up thanks DOVESCOT.

 

Christmas cheer and all that  ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

when i first moved to the village i used to live in ,i visited the local chippy,rested my bicycle up against the plate glass window ,the guy that owned the shop blew a gasket , i moved my bike and was sternly told never to do that again. was there a few weeks later ,the owner spun round ,shouting at me ,grabbed me by the collar and threw me out he picked up the bicycle from against the window and threw into the road. there was only one other customer in the shop  a big guy in a check shirt ,canvas trousers ....... and bicycle clips.             true story.                                  andy.

[DOVEScot]

when i first moved to the village i used to live in ,i visited the local chippy,rested my bicycle up against the plate glass window ,the guy that owned the shop blew a gasket , i moved my bike and was sternly told never to do that again. was there a few weeks later ,the owner spun round ,shouting at me ,grabbed me by the collar and threw me out he picked up the bicycle from against the window and threw into the road. there was only one other customer in the shop  a big guy in a check shirt ,canvas trousers ....... and bicycle clips.             true story.                                  andy.

 

AYE!!! on yer bike  ;D ;D ;D

[gooner]

at least i know where my bloody car has gone :-/

[Ian McKay]

at least i know where my bloody car has gone :-/

 

You should know not to go shopping in Glasgow   ;) ;) ;)