Guest kevin b Posted March 11, 2010 Report Posted March 11, 2010 > > > Dublin City Council complaint letters > > > These are genuine clips from Dublin City Council complaint letters - > so read and enjoy how others put their thoughts into words … > > 1 . My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage > has fungus growing in it. > > 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just > can't take it anymore. > > 3. It’s the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow. > > 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt > my knob off. > > 5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he > put his foot in the hole in his back passage. > > 6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against > my fence. > > 7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet > roof... I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off. > > 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? > > 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the > wall. > > 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife > tripped and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is pregnant. > > 11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. > > 12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are > plain filthy. > > 13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. > > 14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is > cleared. > > 15. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny > colour and not fit to drink. > > 16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces... > > 17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning > at 6:00 a.m. his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for > me. > > 18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which > is unsightly and dangerous. > > 19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a > third, so please send someone round to do something about it. > > 20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you > please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every > night. > > 21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and > satisfy my wife. > > 22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times, but I > still have no satisfaction. > > 23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we > can't get BBC2. >
north wales novice- Posted March 12, 2010 Report Posted March 12, 2010 cant all be real , surely ?? very good tho. (evil)(evil) andy.
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