Joke With A Twist Lol

[Guest bigda]

An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source

 

> of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst.

 

>

 

> He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last

 

> breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand

 

> several yards ahead of him.

 

>

 

> He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered

 

> that

 

> he had a Manischewitz wine bottle.

 

>

 

> It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he

 

> unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie. BUT this was no ordinary

 

> genie.

 

> This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca

 

> coat,

 

> black hat, side curls, and tzitzis.

 

>

 

>

 

> 'Vell kid,' said the genie, 'you know how it voiks. You got three

 

> vishes.'' I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. 'I'm not going to

 

> trust a Jewish genie!'

 

>

 

> 'Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!'

 

>

 

> The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie

 

> was

 

> right. 'Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and

 

> drink.'

 

>

 

> * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

 

>

 

> The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and

 

> he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

 

>

 

> 'Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?'

 

>

 

> 'My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.'

 

>

 

> * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

 

>

 

> The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare

 

> old coins and precious gems.

 

>

 

> 'Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make it a

 

> good vone!'

 

>

 

> After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, 'I wish that no matter

 

> where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!'

 

>

 

> * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

 

>

 

> He was turned into a tampon..

 

>

 

> THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

 

>

 

> If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to

 

> be a string attached.