Hard As F@Ck

[franny41]

Guy from East caulder bought a budgie from a Glasgow pet shop budgie starts talking saying i'm a glesga budgie i'm as hard as f@ck! after a week the guy's so fed up he buys a Kestrel puts it in the cage with the budgie and says lets see how hard yae are next morning kestrels dead budgie says i'm a Glesga budgie i'm hard as f@ck so the guy buys a buzzard puts it in the cage next morning buzzard dead budgie says i'm a Glesga budgie i'm hard as f@ck! so the guy buys a Golden Eagle puts it in the cage next morning the Eagle is dead and the budgie has no feathers budgie turns round and says a had tae take ma jacket off for that c@nt.

[Guest bigda]

[JohnQuinn]

Top of the Class

[franny41]

Top of the Class

 

Cheers guys